Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 04, 2006

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Sports "If I owned a restaurant, I'd have to pay for advertising." "But if I owned a football team, I'd get whole sections of free 'coverage'." "How is that business more special than the restaurant business?" "No one ever got diarrhea from a bad Lions season." "I'm not convinced, but I am distracted." "You know what, though? Don't use leftover stadium hot dogs to make beanie weenies."