Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 31, 2002

Transcript:

"Hello! You've reached an unattended phone. So listen carefully, and at the tone:" "Press 1 sequentially with 3 and 9 for no apparent cause and hold the line." "Now take a breath and toggle 1 through 4 and let it out and hit the 9 once more." "Then stand on just one foot and point your toes, and push the pound sign firmly with you nose..." "I'm not sure I should have let Frazz record new hold music for us." "Oh, this is way better than air supply."