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   win said, 3 months ago

   Emergency room doc to waiter: “How did this sign become wedged into your rectum?”
   Wrecked ’im?! Nearly killed ’im!
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   capnLaz said, 3 months ago

   Juvenile.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

   Junior, use your outdoor voice now and chase the other customers away.
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   ronald rini said, 3 months ago

   hey when they leave take the chair with them It says kid seat free so take it
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   zoidknight said, 3 months ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   And enjoy your parents trying to prove that they can read in court when they are sued.
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   lightenup said, 3 months ago

   Good one!!
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   kaecispop said, 3 months ago

   Its not their fault that the “S” blew off of the sign just before the dinner rush.
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   GymShoe said, 3 months ago

   Might work once… ! ! !
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   ButWaitCallNow said, 3 months ago

   When I was a little kid I saw a sign that had extra space between the T and the I so it looked like “Not ice. Keep off the grass.” I thought whoever painted that sign must have thought everyone who saw it was stupid ‘cause they couldn’t tell the difference between ice and grass. Funny how one remembers so much dumb stuff.
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    Phatts California said, 3 months ago

    I can see a scathing online review for this restaurant!
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    iced tea said, 3 months ago

    A dialog in Pittsburgh goes something like this:

    “Chew eat?”
    “No, did chew?”
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    Cartoonacy said, 3 months ago

    I saw a truck the other day that had, painted on the side, “RO OF ING & SID ING.” I wondered who Ro and Sid are, and what the Ing family needs with a truck that size.
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    David Henderson said, 3 months ago

    @ronald rini

    Yes, take the chair. My step father once get lunch at a fast food place and he told the woman 3 times the order was to go. She still put the order on a plastic tray. He told her yet again the order was to go. She says to him " Move along sir you are holding up the line" So guess where that plastic tray is now.
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