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   John Pike said, 3 months ago

   Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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   sonny1 said, 3 months ago

   Life is not a Special Olympics. Don’t like the connotations of this comic. You don’t get an almost prize at the end.
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   Jo Clear said, 3 months ago

   Yah, who wants to be second best there…not nice…
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   win said, 3 months ago

   And some lovely parting gifts…
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   GymShoe said, 3 months ago

   But ….I’d rather have the “hands free” halo…. ! ! !
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   AUChief said, 3 months ago

   @John Pike

   I always add in hydrogen bombs for the extra alliteration
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   NoCents said, 3 months ago

   I would tell him to take those trophies and go to hell, – but I guess in this case he could only reply, “you drop them off on your way”.
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   kea said, 3 months ago

   bummer
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   bmonk said, 3 months ago

   According to some, it’s no prize at all, nor an earned result—unless it’s the wages of sin. It is a free gift.
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    Tigger said, 3 months ago

    @win

    For which you must pay The IRS Income Taxes on
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    Rickapolis said, 3 months ago

    @win

    Drat – you beat me to it.
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    aircraft-engineer said, 3 months ago

    such devotion to myth and superstition – however, the premise makes a good JOKE…
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    Kit Sober said, 3 months ago

    Frank and Earnest win trophy for "good effort.’
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