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   bmonk said, 6 months ago

   He Kant go there.
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   GymShoe said, 6 months ago

   AND his other sock is “Philippa Foot”…… ! ! !
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   Proginoskes said, 6 months ago

   Not to be confused with Sew-Crates …
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   freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

   And Air-Jordans-ostotle.
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   l.m. said, 6 months ago

   “He Kant go there.”
   .
   They can if they take De’cartes
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   dukedoug said, 6 months ago

   I hope you are all “Shaw” about this ….
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

   Shaw? The playright who wanted to make the UK another Soviet Union?
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   pschearer said, 6 months ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   I think the correct spelling is PSHAW.
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   JackButler said, 6 months ago

   Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
   Who was very rarely stable.
   Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
   Who could think you under the table.
   David Hume could out-consume
   Schopenhauer and Hegel,
   And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
   Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
   There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’
   Bout the raising of the wrist.
   John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,’
   On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
   Plato, they say, could stick it away
   Half a crate of whiskey every day.
   Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
   ,Hobbes was fond of his dram
   ,And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
   :“I drink, therefore I am”
   Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
   A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!
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    luvcmx said, 6 months ago

    @JackButler

    From Monty Python?
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    capndunzzl said, 6 months ago

    …good thing he didn’t choose nylons.
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    oldman2013 said, 6 months ago

    put your littlefoot right in
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    Jungfrau said, 6 months ago

    Alas por Yorick, we hardly knew ye !!!
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    runar said, 6 months ago

    @l.m.

    Don’t put Des Cartes before de horse…
    
    Descartes was having dinner in a restaurant when the waiter stopped at his table and asked him if he’d like another glass of wine. “I think not” he said, and disappeared.
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    gmartin997 said, 6 months ago

    Except “sock — rates” is two words and isn’t pronouced the same as Socrates, Bob.
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