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   Superfrog said, 6 months ago

   Except with batterys.
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   yoicks! said, 6 months ago

   Yuk yuk yuk!!
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   kdale8338 said, 6 months ago

   I saw this in Reader’s Digest years ago.
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   capnLaz said, 6 months ago

   It hasn’t improved.
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   Kylie2112 said, 6 months ago

   Grammatically speaking, sarcasm isn’t a true negative :P
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   lightenup said, 6 months ago

   Sarcasm turns everything into the opposite of what the words literally mean.
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   GymShoe said, 6 months ago

   It doesn’t not works for me…. !! !
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   heligmyer said, 6 months ago

   …unless it’s with sarcasm! LOVE IT!!
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   cipactli77 said, 6 months ago

   You’re going to work harder here than you’ve ever worked anywhere else. And the only thing I ask from you is ganas. Desire.
   Stand and Deliver
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    catman5169 said, 6 months ago

    It does in my check book…which is why I stay in trouble at the bank.
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    Nathaniel_W said, 6 months ago

    Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do!
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    codedaddy said, 6 months ago

    One of my favorite jokes from many years ago, the setting a professor and a wiseacre student from the back of the room – worth repeating.
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    webfoot5 said, 6 months ago

    I’ve always heard it. When good things happen to good people, that’s a good thing. Two positives make a positive.

    When bad things happen to good people, that’s a bad thing. Positive and a negative = a negative.

    When bad things happen to bad people, that’s a good thing.
    Negative and a negative = a positive.
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    bmonk said, 6 months ago

    Grammar rule number 15: Don’t use no double negatives: double negatives are a no-no. Don’t never even think about no triple negatives.
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