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1. 

   Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

   Yuck!

2. 

   tbree said, 4 months ago

   LOL! Great!
   Besides, sounds like it would go with my wife’s cooking.

3. 

   yyyguy said, 4 months ago

   LOL! of COURSE it would be squash. the perfect side dish

4. 

   baslim_the_begger said, 4 months ago

   Well, it looks like a run-down diner…

5. 

   Edcole1961 said, 4 months ago

   I hope that’s not the same as the pressed duck.

6. 

   ejcapulet said, 4 months ago

   Urp!

7. 

   D-i-c-e-R said, 4 months ago

   Can I substitute mashed potatoes?

8. 

   imnshol2 said, 4 months ago

   Don’t forget the flatbread.

9. 

   comicsnoob said, 4 months ago

   served with FLAT Beer I bet…..

10. 

    TiggerLeBounce said, 4 months ago

    He had to ask!

11. 

    bald 716 said, 4 months ago

    roadkill cafe menu

    SKIDBITS

                   Moose-Wings
    
     And you thought only Buffalo had wings.
    
    
                 Chicken Knuckles
    
        Deboned, declawed and deep fried.
    
                     Lug Nuts
    
               Stuffed and Mounted.
    
                    Road Pizza
    
       It’s flat.  It’s round.  It’s good.
    
         Mutant Moosehead Crawfish Tails
    
     Looks and tastes remarkably like Shrimp.
    
                     Pig Lips
    
                We’re not kidding.
    
                   Potato Pelts
    
    

    Or a raccoon that’s been run over too many times.

              Pail O’ Nightcrawlers
    
    

    French fries with that off the road patina.

                     O-Rings
    
       Fried in 10W-40 with STP for flavor.
    
    
                    Cat Tails
    
                  Purrrrrrfect.
    
    

12. 

    benbrilling said, 4 months ago

    There goes my breakfast!

13. 

    DD FENCE EMET said, 4 months ago

    Texas roadhouse with a squash court addition.

14. 

    Ross.vale said, 4 months ago

    How about creamed corn?

15. 

    grazer said, 4 months ago

    LOL @ ‘mashed potatos’ & ‘creamed corn’

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    baslim_the_begger said, 4 months ago

    I’ll have the flat jacks, hold the ears!
    crushed pineapple for dessert!

17. 

    big G 3469 said, 4 months ago

    Does it come with a side of flatbread?

18. 

    eardroppings said, 4 months ago

    this just isn’t going to work…turns out the customer is flat broke.

19. 

    DD FENCE EMET said, 4 months ago

    bigg3 -
    LI

    (Laughing Inside)

20. 

    ninmas said, 4 months ago

    good one! :)

21. 

    bmonk said, 4 months ago

    Unfortunately, I must say that after all of these comments, the pun (including this one) falls rather flat.

22. 

    ToborRedrum said, 4 months ago

    I bet it’s nice and fender, I mean tender.

23. 

    blackman2732 said, 4 months ago

    http://www.instantrimshot.com/

24. 

    alife said, 4 months ago

    Thanks blackman2732, Got A VERY late start!!!
    Glad you Kept it! Hope you still have your job:0000