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   Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

   Yes sir! that’s what the BIG BOSS says.

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   ejcapulet said, 4 months ago

   Catch two, put them in a box and take them off the ark - let him gas the rest.

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   lightenup said, 4 months ago

   Wow, gmartin, you’re a load of giggles today…

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   comicsnoob said, 4 months ago

   Better make sure they are Male and female….wait…..do we really need termites? Put them over by the Unicorns…..

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   yyyguy said, 4 months ago

   as Bill Cosby once said, “Why did he take the mosquitoes?”

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   bald 716 said, 4 months ago

   how did noah decide which two in laws to take?

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   SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

   Gopher wood tough to find - try fiber cement boards. No need to worry about a second flood - fire’s the next problem, as we read ‘the good book’.

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   StradMan37 said, 4 months ago

   yyyguy:

   Cos actually said:

   This is a heckuva job for someone who’s 600 years old - I mean, he’s gotta go “Two mosquitos, male or female???”

   And, @bald:

   Genesis, 6:7 - “The Lord said to Noah: Go into the boat with your whole family.”

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   StradMan37 said, 4 months ago

   Oh, the strip:

   Too bad Noah didn’t say, “$crew the termites! They’ll probably eat up the whole boat, & we’ll all drown”……..

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    Tigger said, 4 months ago

    How did the Ark make it without the termites destroying it?

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    Sternvogel said, 4 months ago

    Noah took three in-laws – each of his sons had a wife. In the Bible, the women (including Noah’s own wife) don’t have names, but the “Book of Jubilees” says that Noah was married to Emzara, son Ham to Ne’elatama’uk, son Shem to Sedeqetelebab, and son Japheth to ‘Adataneses.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wivesaboardthe_Ark

    (to restore link, add underscores after “wives” and “aboard”)

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    calvinandquestionmark said, 4 months ago

    Tigger
    They were gay termites

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    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    Termites werent included - they just dug in like ants before the rain.

    And even if they were onboard, they had term-limits. They were well contained.

    Term-ites believe in term limits.

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    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    @bald -

    He took ten laws in.

    A.

    That one made us LOL.

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    benbrilling said, 4 months ago

    Two termites sitting at a bar.
    One says, “Is the bar tender here.”

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    yyyguy said, 4 months ago

    i saw a cartoon where the ark was riddled with holes and the caption was, “I think the woodpeckers have to go.”