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1. 

   tbree said, 5 months ago

   Press the coin return and mute that noise!

2. 

   runar said, 5 months ago

   Please, don’t give them any ideas.

3. 

   Ladywolf17 said, 5 months ago

   electronics are getting to advance for their time. It’ll be Skynet all over again.

4. 

   johnparadox said, 5 months ago

   Heard about ‘pay by cellphone’ vending machines?

5. 

   grazer said, 5 months ago

   Vending machine:
   “Hello and thank you. We appreciate your business.
   If you are selecting a Hershey Bar press 1 now…..
   If you are selecting a Milky Way press 2 now…..
   If you are selecting a….”

   [2]

   “You have selected a Milky Way, is this correct?
   If this is correct, please press 7 now.
   If this is incorrect, please press 8 now.”

   [7]

   “Thank you. We are processing your order.”

   (Music)

   “We’re sorry, but the machine is out of the candy product you have selected. Please hold while we connect you the first available representative.”

   (Music)

   (Music)

   (Music)

   “Sank you for vaiting. For vhat can I do you pleeze?”

6. 

   lightenup said, 5 months ago

   Wow, grazer, you are wide awake today! Good one!

7. 

   ToborRedrum said, 5 months ago

   Don’t laugh, they already have these in Japan.

8. 

   bald 716 said, 5 months ago

   does orwell’s 1984 come to mind?

9. 

   Saucy1121 said, 5 months ago

   Good one Grazer.
   As an aside, would someone please invent a remote control that will roll up your car windows when it suddenly starts raining. It would be much appreciated during Thunderstorm season (April to September here).

10. 

    Penguinassassin007 said, 5 months ago

    Welcome back, runar!

11. 

    hewie2 said, 5 months ago

    I’ll bet this machine emits an alarm if you try to shake it when the candy fails to release.