Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 03, 2014
August 02, 2014
August 04, 2014
Transcript:
Multi-Species Employment Agency Ernest: Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Frank: Yeah, but I did interview other applicants... Frank: "...the frog was a strong candidate..." Frog: I'm flexible on location--I'm an amphibian! Frank: "...the whale seemed to be hiding something..." Whale: The gap in my resume? Uh...I was beached for a while. Frank: "...and the pig wasn't smart." Frank: I see "USDA Approved" on your resume--I don't think you understand what that means. Frank: The octopus got the job because he's a great multitasker!
“The Unicorn didn’t interview well. He kept trying to score points.”“With the Beaver, there was too much back-slapping.”“The Millipede was all hands.”“And the Chimp kept poo-pooing everything I said.”