May 11, 2013
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Personal Water-Craft For Sale
Frank: Ernie, I think there are some things missing in your "for sale" ad. 
Frank: There's nothing about the engine constantly overheating!
Ernest: It's there -- I called this "the hottest thing on the lake!"
Frank: You can't haul it anywhere, the trailer is broken down! 
Ernest: That's why I wrote, "you'll never want to take it out of the water!"
Frank: The throttle sticks and the steering is erratic -- this thing is dangerous for everybody! 
Ernest: And that's why I said, "when you ride this, all eyes will be on you!"
May 13, 2013
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    pawpawbear  almost 5 years ago

    And thus, Ernie became a spin doctor for the State Department.

    For all the Mothers who stop by and look in on what we commenters have to say——-


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    Justice22  almost 5 years ago

    Perfect used car salesmanship!

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    kitsober  almost 5 years ago

    Mom would notably say, “Be careful of what you are doing, ‘All eyes are upon you,’ may not be a good thing.”

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