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Jan 5, 2013
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Wild Animal Park
Ernest: How are the animals doing with their New Year's resolutions?
Frank: Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life. And the sloth is exercising more!
Ernest: What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? 
Frank: No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. 
Ernest: I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. 
Frank: You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself...
Frank: ...her goal this year is to convince the male members of her species to be safer in everything they do. 
Ernest: Ah, I see -- that's why she said "I'm trying to save a few bucks".
Jan 7, 2013
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