“Clean cup! Clean cup! Move down! Move DOWnnn!”
How come my shrink only lost track of time once in over twenty years? Fifty minute hour over already?
Why 3:17? Why not 3:00 or 3:30?
The Psychiatrist is OCD!
His chairs misbehave? Does he make the chairs go out and get the switch for him?
A doc looking at me years ago in an ER looked at his watch to check my pulse. He dropped my arm, said, “My Gosh! It’s time for me to go home. Someone else will be here in a little bit.” and promptly left. He later billed me for services not done.. Those were not paid.
“Obsessive much doc?”
He was elected chair of his own psychology committee.
The Mad Hatter should not have given up his day job.
I’ve always said that anyone who studies psychology or psychiatry does so to prove to themselves that they’re normal, when in fact they are as bat $#!^ crazy as the rest of us.