Nov 18, 2001
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"Hey, Ernie, how's the job search going?"
 "I'm working on another batch of resumes."
 "Why are the corners of this resume rounded off?"
 "I'm applying for a job as a safety inspector."
 "This envelope has a fifteen cent stamp, two nine cent stamps and a one cent stamp."
 "I'm also applying to be a math teacher."
 "This one is torn in half and taped back together. What's the job?"
 "Marriage counselor."
 "But what about this one? There's no postage - it'll just come right back to you."
 "That's the idea! I'm also considering self employment."
Nov 26, 2001
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