FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot Classics

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  1. stomps

    stomps said, about 2 years ago

    PURPLE DEATH

    An unusual “Rough-as-Guts” Wine that has the distinctive bouquet of horse-s**t and old tram tickets. It is best drunk with the teeth clenched to prevent the ingestion of any foreign bodies. Connoisseurs will savour the slight tannin taste of old tea leaves and burnt cat fur. Possessors of a cultivated palate will admire the initial assault on the taste buds which comes from the careful and loving blending of animal manure and perished jockstraps strained through an old miners sock. The maturing in small pigs bladders gives it a very definite nose…

  2. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure he’ll be saying something like “Aargh!” when he drinks it…. and then when he’s done drinking it, he’ll be saying “Why is the rum gone?”

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    ‘This is a wine for putting down and avoiding…’

  4. comeonbanana

    comeonbanana said, about 2 years ago

    more like acck ack ack argg

  5. nosirrom

    nosirrom said, about 2 years ago

    Cheap wines. What memories come to mind.
    Night Train
    Thunderbird
    Boone’s Farm
    Ripple
    And now Jolly Roger’s Skull and Crossbones!

  6. Ghille

    Ghille GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I used to absolutely love Ripple! It was a pear based wine while most of the others were grape and apple based.

  7. Poollady

    Poollady said, about 2 years ago

    I think he’s gonna say more like. AAAAAck!

  8. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, about 2 years ago

    Probably very much like pirate grog.

  9. ConRac

    ConRac said, about 2 years ago

    Or be saying something like BARF when he drinks it.

  10. neverenoughgold

    neverenoughgold GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    When I was in college, we made “apple jack”. Of course, when you are 19-20, and the drinking age was 21, almost anything with alcohol was a worthy item. We considered it a real treat when we actually got our hands on a bottle of “Ripple” or “Boones Farm”!
    .
    Now that I have a bit more scratch, I am a bit more fussy regarding what I drink…

  11. JiminNYC

    JiminNYC said, about 2 years ago

    Maybe he can sell it as an antiseptic:

    Fox Wine! It’ll kill ANYTHING!

  12. Doctor11

    Doctor11 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I’m thinking more along the lines of “Gah!” THUD!!!

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