FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot Classics

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  1. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    And he’ll also be saying “Elizabeth honey, I’m comin’ t’ join ya !!!”
    Yeah. Her name’s Andy, but in his delirium Roger will just grab the first name that pops into his cheap, badly made wine
    poisoned brain.

  2. stomps

    stomps said, 12 months ago


    An unusual “Rough-as-Guts” Wine that has the distinctive bouquet of horse-s**t and old tram tickets. It is best drunk with the teeth clenched to prevent the ingestion of any foreign bodies. Connoisseurs will savour the slight tannin taste of old tea leaves and burnt cat fur. Possessors of a cultivated palate will admire the initial assault on the taste buds which comes from the careful and loving blending of animal manure and perished jockstraps strained through an old miners sock. The maturing in small pigs bladders gives it a very definite nose…

  3. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I’m pretty sure he’ll be saying something like “Aargh!” when he drinks it…. and then when he’s done drinking it, he’ll be saying “Why is the rum gone?”

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    ‘This is a wine for putting down and avoiding…’

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 12 months ago

    A pub owner in Britain planted a grape vine over the trellis in the garden behind his pub. After a few years he thought the grapes were so good that he should make wine from them … after all it was a pub and he already had a cellar and everything else he needed.

    He put the vintage away in his cellar and let it lie for a while until one day a famous wine critic came to his pub for lunch and a cleansing ale. Seizing his chance, the publican whipped out a glass of his wine and asked the famous wine critic to taste it.

    “Hmmm …”, said the critic after a taste. “Where did this wine come from ?”.

    “I made it.”, replied the publican. “From the grapes from that vine just outside the door there, and matured it in my cellar downstairs.”.

    “Doesn’t travel very well, does it ?”, replied the critic.

  6. comeonbanana

    comeonbanana said, 12 months ago

    more like acck ack ack argg

  7. nosirrom

    nosirrom said, 12 months ago

    Cheap wines. What memories come to mind.
    Night Train
    Boone’s Farm
    And now Jolly Roger’s Skull and Crossbones!

  8. Ghille

    Ghille GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I used to absolutely love Ripple! It was a pear based wine while most of the others were grape and apple based.

  9. Poollady

    Poollady said, 12 months ago

    I think he’s gonna say more like. AAAAAck!

  10. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 12 months ago

    Probably very much like pirate grog.

  11. ConRac

    ConRac said, 12 months ago

    Or be saying something like BARF when he drinks it.

  12. neverenoughgold

    neverenoughgold GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    When I was in college, we made “apple jack”. Of course, when you are 19-20, and the drinking age was 21, almost anything with alcohol was a worthy item. We considered it a real treat when we actually got our hands on a bottle of “Ripple” or “Boones Farm”!
    Now that I have a bit more scratch, I am a bit more fussy regarding what I drink…

  13. JiminNYC

    JiminNYC said, 12 months ago

    Maybe he can sell it as an antiseptic:

    Fox Wine! It’ll kill ANYTHING!

  14. Doctor11

    Doctor11 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I’m thinking more along the lines of “Gah!” THUD!!!

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