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   templo SUD said, 4 months ago

   Paige, you’d better buy a big stash of toothbrushes and hide them where you only know the hiding place.
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   exoticdoc2 said, 4 months ago

   Predictable but still funny.
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   dukedoug said, 4 months ago

   If burglars break into your house but leave the toothbrushes … replace the toothbrushes.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   You’d have to be suspicious if Jason suddenly seems concerned with Paige’s health.
   I’ve heard about … what burglars do with toothbrushes … makes you almost want to apply the death penalty.
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   Zero-Gabriel said, 4 months ago

   Question…
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   Has anyone else ever heard of this saying…
   “If a thief breaks into your house and finds nothing good to steal, the thief will pee/crap (anywhere) in you house so that his next job will find something better to steal”.
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   The Life I Draw Upon said, 4 months ago

   No, I haven’t heard that, but it sounds like something that level of human would do.
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   twypsi said, 4 months ago

   Watch “Horrible Bosses” The scene with the toothbrush, very funny movie!
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   cjcampbell said, 4 months ago

   Very unlikely that Quincy and Paige have germs that can affect each other. Quincy has germs that live in lizards. Paige has germs that live in Paige. It is rare to find that germs that can live in both. This is why you don’t get sick when your dog licks you on the mouth.
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   Jimmeh said, 4 months ago

   @cjcampbell

   I’ll still take precautions, given where the dog’s tongues surely was before licking me.
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    dflak said, 4 months ago

    I would not try this with a Komodo Dragon. It used to be believed that their saliva contained death-dealing bacteria. Now it is believed that a venom is the culprit
    

    
    This from a NatGeo article:
    His earlier research had shown that other lizard species—such as iguanas, legless lizards, and monitor lizards—are also venomous.
    
    In fact, Fry estimates that close to a hundred of the more than 5,000 known lizard species use venom
    

    
    Bacteria, venom; I don’t care. I’ll just pass on sharing my toothbrush with a lizard.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    @dflak

    It is even suspected that perhaps some of the carnivorous dinosaurs also had either dangerous bacteria or mild venome in their bites.
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    RUBBER DUCKY said, 4 months ago

    question…why are you college professors reading the comics ?
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    Buggerlugs said, 4 months ago

    There was a Seinfeld episode where Jerry accidently drops his girlfreind’s toothbrush in the toilet – very funny.
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    water_moon said, 4 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    You are so wrong is scary.
    Reptiles are the number one passers of deadly Samanollia to small children. That’s why it’s illegal to sell turtles under 4 inches in size, children were putting them in their mouths and getting sick.
    ALWAYS teach children good hygeine with animals, like wash your hands after handling them.
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    Furienna said, 4 months ago

    You just knew there had to be a good twist to this one.
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