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   templo SUD said, 7 months ago

   Jason, your father’s barely awake; he’s not in the mood for puns.
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   BigChiefDesoto said, 7 months ago

   @templo SUD

   Especially since he hasn’t even got any coffee to eat them with!
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   Ichabod_Noodle said, 7 months ago

   That’s mean, even by Jason’s standards. You DON’T mess with a morning coffee.
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   jackofblades13 said, 7 months ago

   Spell things out. Literally
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   skeeterhawk said, 7 months ago

   Yuck! Jason attempted a gross Frank & Ernest style pun.
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   einarbt7 said, 7 months ago

   Spell away.
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   seldon913 said, 7 months ago

   It was much better the time Jason gave him the ‘java’ to get his day started – except it was Java source code.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

   Too early in the morning for such shenanigans.
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   Doctor11 said, 7 months ago

   I don’t drink coffee, but even I think that was just plain rude.
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    DerkinsVanPelt218 said, 7 months ago

    The only thing that will keep Roger from lashing out is if he actually has his joe.
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    MagicFan said, 7 months ago

    That pun sucked.
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    FrankenAaronStein said, 7 months ago

    Loogie free? I’m impressed by Jason’s restraint.
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    JiminNYC said, 7 months ago

    To borrow from Steven Brust:

    “Jason, don’t try to be funny until after you dad’s had his coffee. If you try to be funny before your dad’s had his coffee, I’ll have to kill you. And then I’ll be sad.”
    .
    “Well, I wouldn’t want you to be sad.”
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    eb110americana said, 7 months ago

    That was sooo not funny.

    Seems exactly like something I would have said/done as a kid. And for some strange reason, I feel a sudden urge to punch Stephen Pastis.
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