FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 09, 2010
June 08, 2010
June 10, 2010
Transcript:
Man: Hi. I'd like six tickets for "The Phantom Menace" on your biggest screen. Peter: For which show time? Man: What do you mean, which showtime? Peter: There are six show times- 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30 and midnight. Man: Right. I want one ticket for each screening. Peter: Oh. Man: You must be new. I didn't see you here yesterday. Peter: You may not see me here tomorrow, either.
Just to nitpick for the fun of it, what he actually said was:
this can be up to date if the sub ‘star wars’ for ‘twilight’ and have all girls and their momsHe didn’t say a word about uber-geeky boys morphing from Star Wars fans into Twilight fans.