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   thegreentick said, about 1 month ago

   That’s why my pumpkins never smile… evil grin

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   yyyguy said, about 1 month ago

   everyone smiles after being lobotomized, don’t they?

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   Hugh B. Hayve said, about 1 month ago

   Good one yyyguy!

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   Lewreader said, about 1 month ago

   Paige, anyone would smile after having your hands on them, save maybe Jason.

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   musicnut1986 said, about 1 month ago

   What? No electroshock therapy after the lobotomy? That’s what Jason would do.

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   Aurion said, about 1 month ago

   They smile because their designs bring joy, happiness and delight to the hearts of trick-or-treaters everywhere!

   …. thaaaaat, and the Jack-o-lanterns know full well that they’ve escaped becoming soup, pies and other such delicious autumn meals, unlike the other pumpkins. Woe is they.

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   ExpectingTheUnexpected said, about 1 month ago

   having just finished Antigone in my english class, the gouging part of this comic forcefully reminds me that the Ancient Greeks seemed wayyy to fond of eye gouging.. shudder

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   Johanan Rakkav said, about 1 month ago

   They weren’t the only ones…try the Philistines, Assyrians and Babylonians, just for starters…

   Basically, anywhere you went you could expect to get your eyes gouged out if you made someone powerful enough mad enough.