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   wndrwrthg said, 10 months ago

   Bartender, “one bourbon, one scotch, one beer”.

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   Sandor_at_the_Zoo said, 10 months ago

   Drinking a lot helps dull the pain of being teleported off-planet before it’s destroyed. Just ask Arthur Dent.

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   Fenyugreek Tubbsbott... said, 10 months ago

   A pint against a pint!

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   shadowcougar8 said, 10 months ago

   Can you imagine jason turning his whole family into drunks? although sometimes he does push it…

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   611Kwel said, 10 months ago

   Bartender: Go ahead, tell me. I’ve heard everything.
   Roger: My son dressed up as an iguana from outer space and demanded I raise his allowance.
   Bartender: Okay, now I’ve heard everything.

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   Dom999 said, 10 months ago

   The planet’s in debt. We’d probably be better off having it destroyed and collecting the insurance money, as long as the policy covers destruction by Iguanius.

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   mrprongs said, 10 months ago

   Did we even take out a policy?

   Eat them nuts after teleportation.

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   kfaatz925 said, 10 months ago

   Don’t Panic!

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   abswillis said, 10 months ago

   wow. Bill amend is a good artist. you can tell just by the lines under roger’s eyes that he is tired. if you cover up the lines.. he just looks aggravated.. like people normally do when jason pulls these stunts.

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    seapilot said, 10 months ago

    try picturing the last panel without the coat over Jason and Quincy ;)