FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend

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  1. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, about 1 year ago

    They have shown remarkable restraint up to this point.
    You can knock me down,
    Step in my face.
    You can slander my name
    All over the place.
    You can say what you want
    About my thighs.
    But you’d better not comment
    ‘Bout my cup size.

  2. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, about 1 year ago

    Go cup go.

  3. shippingtroll

    shippingtroll said, about 1 year ago

    someone’s been peekin’ at the urinal! that’s why there are dividers in many nowadays.

  4. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, about 1 year ago

    I wonder if the equipment manager screams at the jerseys, thigh pads, and cups. I mean, he IS the manager.
    Safer than screaming at the wearers of same, apparently.

  5. kfaatz925

    kfaatz925 said, about 1 year ago

    Love the poem, Ray C.

  6. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, about 1 year ago

    With apologies to Elvis, Carl Perkins, and maybe a thousand others.
    Thanks for the compliment, kfaatz.

  7. Jason_Fox_Fangirl

    Jason_Fox_Fangirl said, about 1 year ago

    lolz. So funny.

  8. Jason_Fox_Fangirl

    Jason_Fox_Fangirl said, about 1 year ago

    lolz. So funny. Peter, you are so naieve.

  9. fredmrk93

    fredmrk93 said, about 1 year ago

    Oh Peter! I just love your use of power!