It’s like Achilles had other week spots than just his heel.
Isn’t Jason supposed to be in his thirties now ? C’mon be a man and grow up
Just get a dog. Dogs will give unconditional love. No divorce, no cheating, no back-talk. Just a lot of tail-wagging. The worst you will get is a big sloppy wet lick or three.
Fast forward a few years to when Jason is giving Eileen a gold ring with a diamond in it…
How is Jason not getting cut up from the edges of those cans?
Why tin cans? He’s got like half-a-dozen other fully armored cosplay outfits.
Happy Singles Awareness Day!
That is one BIG ole tomato can.
You might get a Valentine card from Andy Warhol.
Sir Dudly’s got arms! (Mythtickle)
Where’s your sword and shield? That may increase your resistance up to 98%!! :P