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By Bill Amend
Mar 30, 2014
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Andy: You aren't watching "Game of Thrones," you're too young. 
Jason: You can't tell me what to do, woman!
Andy: Excuse me?? I'm your mother!
Jason: And I am your king! Now bow before my iron sofa and pray I forgive your insolence!
Andy: Hello, HBO? I'd like to cancel...
Jason: Mom, I was kidding! These aren't even iron! They're cardboard! 
Marcus: You said she was fine with this! That's why you said to attach them with super glue!
Apr 13, 2014
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    Nabuquduriuzhur  almost 4 years ago

    Good call for once, Andy.

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    maedar  almost 4 years ago

    FINALLY she has some common sense.

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    legaleagle48  almost 4 years ago

    Well, Jason, you asked for it. And way to go, Andy!

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    holmswedeholm  almost 4 years ago

    When it comes to role playing -or anything else in life- Mother always trumps everything, including king. Even kings have mothers. Does not Game of Thrones teach that much?

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    Kamino Neko  almost 4 years ago

    Andy finally grew a clue!

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    Arbitrary  almost 4 years ago

    Betting she doesn’t have a problem with him reading the books.

    Sex and violence are completely fine in book form, but the instant it becomes visual? Oh then it’s going too far.


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    SKJAM! GC Insider almost 4 years ago

    I think it’s less that she doesn’t have a problem with Jason reading the books as she can’t cancel his library card.

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    Zero-Gabriel  almost 4 years ago

    And afterwards Jason and Marcus STREAM/DOWNLOADS the video… at a undisclosed location away from prying-eyes.

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    /profile/2578275  almost 4 years ago

    @ArbitraryBooks allow one to use one’s imagination. The problem with video is that it’s monkey see monkey do.

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    ShadowBeast GC Insider almost 4 years ago

    And Jason will find out how to unblock it very quickly, but he can’t unblock what’s been cancelled.

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    josh_bisbee  almost 4 years ago

    As I tell my nephew, “Moms trump all”.

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    maedar  almost 4 years ago

    Even Genghis Khan was more respectful to his mother than that.

    I’m dead serious. Her name was Hoelun, and she was his advisor, from time to time.

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    wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone  almost 4 years ago

    And to think I only watch it after hours On Demand when the kids have gone to bed . . . . .

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    Asharah  almost 4 years ago

    Saw a special on ScyFy called “My Big Fat Geek Wedding.” The bride and groom met playing games on-line and met in person at a Renaissance Festival. The wedding theme was LOTR/GOT. They had a castle. The ring bearer was a trained falcon, the bride and bridesmaids wore elf ears, the groom and his attendants wore Middle-Earth style armor. The groom bought a new sword for the occasion and engaged in a sword fight before the ceremony after entering on horseback. The reception featured banquet tables with throne seats, a stilt-walker, an acrobat and a fire-breathing dragon. The good news for Jason is that he can one day find his soulmate and have the wedding of his dreams,

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    opuspuck GC Insider almost 4 years ago

    technically, you don’t call HBO…..

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    Doctor11 GC Insider almost 4 years ago

    Well, you’re gonna be grounded for sure this time, Jason. And you are too young to see that TV show.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 4 years ago

    winter is coming. the white walkers. dragons. and, cersei and jaime lannister’s incestous union. red wedding.

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    RR208  almost 4 years ago

    Kids watch the show at another house.You cancel library cards, or restrict them.But better to have discussions and consequences.

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    omglorraine  almost 4 years ago

    Actually, never call ANY woman a woman in the way Jason does.

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    phoenixnyc  almost 4 years ago

    Even worse: when I was still living at home, I took a cab from the train station one night. As we were pulling up, the cabbie remarked, “I was just here the other day—I took your sister to her office!”.I replied, “You’re either complimenting her or insulting me—that was my mother.”

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    donut70  almost 4 years ago

    also he has watched game of thrones before according to an earlier comic ( the one where they pulled a prank for the first episode of the season by replacing all the horses with “my little pony ones” for about a minute ).

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    trelian5  almost 3 years ago

    At least he didnt insult her.

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    laurac5800  about 2 years ago

    Too late, he’s seen Dexter and The Walking Dead. And, not being a GoT fan, the only inappropriate thing to me seems to be the high body count.

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