FoxTrot by Bill Amend

FoxTrot

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, almost 3 years ago

    Doric, ionic… what’s the difference? (Seriously. What’s the difference? I really don’t know.)

  2. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, almost 3 years ago

    You look at the top of the column. Plain: Ionic. Fancy: Doric. Hilariously over-the-top too-fancy-to-take-seriously: Corinthian.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t the center be a tumbled down ruin?

  4. Pretzelcoatl

    Pretzelcoatl said, almost 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    If it were supposed to be the real Parthenon I doubt there would be English text saying “FALL REPORT CARD GODDESS” across the top.

  5. RachelC22

    RachelC22 said, almost 3 years ago

    Or snowmen bowing to a snowwoman.

  6. magnusvisel

    magnusvisel said, almost 3 years ago

    @daDoctah
    Plain: Doric
    Scrolls: Ionic
    Flowery crazy fanciness: Corinthian

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 3 years ago

    covalent..

  8. Reality,really?

    Reality,really? said, almost 3 years ago

    Aren’t the Elgin marbles in London?

  9. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, almost 3 years ago

    So if Jason is a science major, should he not have done ionic columns?

  10. paha_siga

    paha_siga said, almost 3 years ago

    @RachelC22

    Or “Eileen Jacobson” written on it, either.

  11. opuscroakus70

    opuscroakus70 said, almost 3 years ago

  12. Luisa

    Luisa said, almost 3 years ago

    How did they know before Internet?

  13. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, almost 3 years ago

    @Luisa

    Encyclopaedia Brittanica.

  14. wcorvi

    wcorvi said, almost 3 years ago

    OK, folks, you noticed it isn’t falling down, it has a funny saying across the top, the wrong columns; did you notice the SNOW shovels in their hands?

  15. maedar

    maedar said, almost 3 years ago

    Again, Jason tries to outdo Eileen, and again, he falls flat on his face.

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