Aug 18, 2013
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Teacher: Clear your desks, everyone. We're having a quiz on the assigned summer reading.
Paige: Not this again!
Teacher: Excuse me?
Paige: I had this exact same anxiety dream when school started LAST year! I say "what summer reading?!?" And you say "didn't you sign up for the English department e-mails?" Then you say I was supposed to read some huge book like "Moby Dick" and then I freak out and scream and wake up. 
Teacher: Actually the assigned book was "Animal Farm." It's fairly short. 
Paige: Ok, so this year's version is SLIGHTLY different.
Teacher: Five minutes left, people.
Paige: Also last year I would've woken up by now. That's different, too.
Sep 1, 2013
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