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   templo SUD said, 3 months ago

   Morton Goldthwait and Paige Fox always remind me of Lio and Eva.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   Rose parade?
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   margueritem said, 3 months ago

   Good one.
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   Brian K said, 3 months ago

   He wants you to be his Valentine
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   Astute Social Observer said, 3 months ago

   Cootie catcher? Airborne toxins? Emotional abuse? All of the above!
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

   Ever notice that when a woman rejects because of “a feeling” or “first impression” or the clothes he’s wearing, when that guy starts dating someone, he’s the “one that got away.”

   The trophy effect…
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   Bill Case said, 3 months ago

   I’m amazed that Paige knows what an airflow pattern is.
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   twypsi said, 3 months ago

   Ahhhh…young, fresh love! Is there anything like it?
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   rockie111 said, 3 months ago

   ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○ÿ⌡╒VO»▐←╦╢█|lO
   to make symbols like these hols down alt and type in random numbers on the number pad then let go of alt
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    mkahn said, 3 months ago

    Paige is having a heart attack…
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    vwdualnomand said, 3 months ago

    paige, just go with mort. because, within 10 years, he will be working at google, making big bucks, and, he will be better looking than he was in high school. just like the song says, love was meant for beauty queens, and high school girls with clean skin smiles, married young, and then retired.
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    maedar said, 3 months ago

    I knew an unpopular, nerdy guy like Morton in high school. I think he’s a Senator now.
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    fbjsr said, 3 months ago

    I wonder how many girls who went to high school with Bill Gates are now sayng “ah crap”.
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    Rickapolis said, 3 months ago

    Why do the nerds always have acne? Doesn’t seem fair. At least his glasses don’t have tape in the middle.
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    cjcampbell said, 3 months ago

    Marry the nerd. His acne will go away. You can always teach him some social skills. He will work hard. And he’ll be rich. Football players end up brain damaged.
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