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   DerkinsVanPelt218 said, about 2 years ago

   Maybe Morton should go with another nerd girl. I know they exist, otherwise there wouldn’t be any Quorra or Neytiri cosplayers.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 2 years ago

   What’s scary is that so many GenX women, after partying for 20 years, have suddenly decided (due to the economy) to get “marriage-minded”.
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   garfield246 said, about 2 years ago

   Didn’t Paige have to kiss him in a school play once?
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   Thomas Skogestad said, about 2 years ago

   Mass market success!!!
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   Sandfan said, about 2 years ago

   Use that computer to search for pimple remedies.
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   twypsi said, about 2 years ago

   What don’t you understand about “NO!”
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   Fogger_man said, about 2 years ago

   Is there something wrong with plain old ENGLISH?

   I have a feeling it’s not the fault of the Romance Languages, Morton…
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   athomas917 said, about 2 years ago

   Anyone notice the Maximilian figurine from”The Black Hole”?
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   Joseph said, about 2 years ago

   Three cheers for Bender Rodriguez!
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    Chikuku said, about 2 years ago

    The other 2 are R2D2 and Bender. These are the Droids he’s lookin’ for.

    The languages he uses are French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, and 2 more I don’t recognize.

    Possibilities include Catalan, Provencal, Romansch, Romanian, Ladino, Gallego, Aragonese, Roman, Scilian, Lombardian, Sardinian, and Calabrese.
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    dcmatthews said, about 2 years ago

    I’m thinking these guys don’t understand the meaning of the term “Romance” languages…
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    legaleagle48 said, about 2 years ago

    The other two are Romanian (“Bună ziua, iubirea mea”) and Catalan (“Olá, meu amor”), Chikuku.

    I’m just surprised he didn’t try the language from which the Romance languages all descended – Latin (“Salve, amor meum.”)
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    prfesser said, about 2 years ago

    Hey, Morton? Parlez-vous Clearasil?
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    kittenpah said, about 2 years ago

    Strangely, 20 years later, after all of the jocks got fat and bald, us geeks got a LOT more attention from the same girls.
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    ponytail56 said, about 2 years ago

    once asked my son “what part of no don’t you understand” . he answered “the O” the first letter in the word OUCH which you will yell when I whip your butt.
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