FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 24, 2009

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Jason: Studying for finals? Paige: Yeah. Jason: What are they like? We don't get finals in fifth grade. Are they fun? Are they awesome? Does everyone in the class cheer when they're handed out? What kind of paper are they on? Is it like some sort of antique parchment? Do kids dress up? I have a pretty good Isaac Newton costume I could wear. Do they play a trumpet fanfare when the clock starts? That'd be so cool! Please tell me they play trumpets! Paige: They don't play trumpets. Jason: Trombones? Tubas? Flugelhorns? Could I bring an iPod? Paige: Would you happen to know if the library is open today?