FoxTrot by Bill Amend

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  1. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    “I don’t touch my toes, and they don’t touch me”.

  2. Tetsuo

    Tetsuo said, 10 months ago

    “How can I touch them if I can’t actually see them?”

  3. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    I can easily touch my toes. I just have to sit down and cross my legs first.

  4. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 10 months ago

    There’s always a way.

  5. The_JAM

    The_JAM said, 10 months ago

    Why would it be hard for him? He’s as skinny as a twig, geez…

  6. kfaatz925

    kfaatz925 said, 10 months ago

    Might have this wrong, but:

    Q: What did Jackie Gleason believe existed, even though he’d never seen them?

    A: His feet.

    Something like that, anyway.

  7. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    Nobody moves, and nobody gets hurt…

  8. 611Kwel

    611Kwel said, 10 months ago

    Jason has the right idea. Exercise those finger muscles instead.

  9. shadowcougar8

    shadowcougar8 said, 10 months ago

    Hard is in the eye of the beholder

  10. LateToTheGame

    LateToTheGame said, 10 months ago

    Isn’t that “beerholder”?

  11. NicodemusLegend

    NicodemusLegend said, 10 months ago

    Amend is known for tossing in complex codes and such that actually mean something, as opposed to just for laughs. I wonder what’s supposed to happen if one follows Jason’s instructions?

  12. liljmoney192

    liljmoney192 said, 10 months ago

    this is reallly funny i like it

  13. abby wyman

    abby wyman said, 10 months ago

    funny

  14. whmIII

    whmIII said, 10 months ago

    I can see’em…..just can’t touch’em