FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 19, 2004

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Jason: Do you sell ultraviolet bull? Clerk: Excuse me? Jason: What about regular violet bull? Clerk: No. Jason: Blue bull? Clerk: No. Jason: Green Bull? Yellow Bull? Orange Bull? Clerk: No. No. No. Jason: Rats, OK, I'll take a red bull. I was hoping for something a little higher-energy. Marcus: At least it isn't infrared bull.