FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 18, 2004

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Boy: may I take your order? Peter: Yes, I'd like a burger, fries, and a large root beer. Boy: Did you want a bun with your burger? Peter: Um, yes... Boy: And did you want potato in your french fries? Peter: How else? Boy: Did you say root beer? We don't have diet root beer. Peter: I meant regular root beer. Boy: Syd, I have a high-carb special order coming through. It might be a few minutes-- he needs to find a bun. Peter: This Atkins craze can't end soon enough. Man: Can I exchange this salad? It has a crouton.