FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 13, 2002

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(Web page text): Hi! I'm Paige Fox! Welcome to my home page! To continue, click here. To hear an audio file of me, click one of the links below: Snoring, Singing in the shower, Telling my friend Nicole about my acne problems. To view pictures my brother took after a bee sting made my upper lip swell up, click these links: To see a PDF of the most embarrassing parts of my private diary, click here. To read the whole thing, click here. To send it to every boy in my high school, click here. To enroll me in the Miss Chow School for Dogs, click here. To send me a trial subscription to Canine Quarterly magazine, click here. To alert Animal Control that I have rabies, click here. Jason: Heh heh... Peter: If it makes you feel better, I think most web developers are hurting these days. Jason: Thanks.