FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 08, 2002
March 07, 2002
March 09, 2002
Transcript:
Jason: Legolas fires his bow of elvish accuracy. Marcus: A hit! He pierces the professor's beautiful mind! Jason: Gimli swings his ax of Dwarven might. Marcus: A massive hit! The French dance hall is stained a Moulin Bloody Rouge! Jason: The Balrog cracks his huge, flaming whip. Marcus: And Gosford flees the park and runs screaming into the bedroom! Jason: This is how academy awards should be decided. Marcus: We'd geta lot more "terminator" movies that way, I bet.
They would also get Jurassic park.