FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 11, 2000

Transcript:

Peter: What are you looking at? Friend: The list of players cut from the football team. I hate to tell you this, Pete, but you're right at the top. Peter: But I didn't even try out this year. Friend: I really hate to tell you this, Pete, but... Peter: My name is pre-printed on these?! Friend: Looks like you were cut from girls' gymnastics, too.