FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 26, 2000

Transcript:

Peter: I am the gladiator maximus. Jason: No way! You got to be Maximus last time. Peter: Tough. I called it. Jason: It's not fair! I don't even get to see the movie! Peter: I know! You can be minimus! Jason: Take it back! Peter: Minimus! Minimus! Jason: I said take it back! Andy: They can't even fight without fighting.