FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 17, 1998

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Screen on PC: File Transfer in Progess. Please Wait! Jason: Nobody needs to use the phone this month, I hope. Screen on PC: Welcome Back to the Jason Fox World Wide Web Home Page!! *Click here to continue. Due to various threats of legal action against me, I have been forced to remove from this site all copyrighted and bootleg content. so...*Click here to continue. The audio file now playing consists of a random stream of xeros and ones. Any resemblance to "The X-Files" theme music is entirely coincidental. *Click here to continue. Click here to view several panels of randomly assembled black and white pixels. Any resemblance to some of my favorite "Far Side" cartoons is entire coincidental. *Click here to continue. Follow this link to a large text file of randomly sequenced alphanumeric characters. Any resemblance to a pirated shooting script for the upcoming first "Star Wars" prequel in entirely, entirely, entirely coincidental. *Click here to continue. Be sure to come back next week when I will have available for free download randomly generated software which may, by pure coincidence, be identical to the full retail verson of Windows 98. Jason: My hunch is they don't teach probability math in law school. Roger: Remind me to renew my passport. Marcus: Jason, do you want me to upload these "South Park" videos in any particlar order?