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Feb 20, 1998
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Andy:  Jason, sweetie, what's wrong?  Jason:  I kinda sorta told this girl at school that I kinda sorta might possibly in some infinitesimal, atom-sized way, kinda sorta like her.  I've always despised girls, Mom!  Have I lost my mind?!  What does this mean?!  Andy:  Well, it probably means you're starting to mature.  Jason:  Aaaa! Not that!  Andy:  ...Kinda sorta.  Jason:  Oh, man--atoms are so big!  Why didn't I tell her "quark-sized"?!
Feb 22, 1998
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