For Heaven's Sake by Mike Morgan

For Heaven's Sake

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 2 years ago

    Why do the wieners come 10 to a package, but the buns come 8 to a package?

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    The Gospels and the historians (such as Flavius Josephus) of the period don’t indicate that he was married.
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    The much later Knights Templar had a tradition about being descended from Christ, but there’s no evidence that it was true.
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    The recent Gnostic writing found was symptomatic of the Gnostic “alternatives” to the Bible that started being written in the 300s and later. Ironically, it was the collection of false writings being put forth that caused the churches to get together and examine each book and thus come up with what we call the Bible. The cannonization councils were extremely thorough in their investigations of each book.

  3. Darren Blair

    Darren Blair said, almost 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    $$$.
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    It’s to get you to buy more of both until you have an equal number.

  4. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    In the top one hundred questions of the millennium, that will be number 1.

  5. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Darren Blair

    Sooo… that comes to 40 of each.
    Those sneaky devils !

  6. Darren Blair

    Darren Blair said, almost 2 years ago

    @Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray

    I’m an MBA with a focus on marketing. I could go all day talking about things that some companies do.
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    For example, at one point Mattel used to sell a 10-pack of Hot Wheels cars.
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    Now it’s a 9-pack.
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    What they did was they enlarged the splash artwork on the front of the box until it was big enough to hide the tray where the 10th car should have been, obscuring the fact that the tray’s not there anymore. They then altered the text on the packaging so that it no longer said it was a 10-pack.
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    It’s still sold in the same size box and for the exact same price as the 10-pack.
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    But due to a little slight-of-hand, you’re only getting 9 cars.

  7. Redhead55

    Redhead55 said, almost 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    I buy Nathan’s or Hebrew National with 8 wieners per package, so I have enough buns.

  8. bmonk

    bmonk said, almost 2 years ago

    Yes—I sometimes think that whoever comes up with these “burning” issues do it to distract us from the real message, such as Jesus’ call, “The Kingdom of God is at hand! Repent and believe in the Gospel!”

  9. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, almost 2 years ago

    Small problem. Christ has a Bride already. the Church. Human marriage is merely a symbol of the future eternal union with God. Like the Saducees you miss the point, this time, of his bachelorhood. All those references to his future marriage such as “I go to prepare a place for you” would have no special meaning if he were married. It’s even more important since the Templar and more recent new Age idiocy about a descendent have become ways to challenge his Godhood.

  10. Rosie M

    Rosie M said, almost 2 years ago

    Jesus Christ was NOT MARRIED… He was without sin… He DID NOT HAVE KIDS EITHER.. Come on people

  11. Rista

    Rista said, almost 2 years ago

    @Rosie M

    Since according to Genesis God instituted marriage, why is “without sin” considered pertinent to the idea of married?

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Rosie M

    Have you ever wondered why? Isn’t it odd?

  13. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 2 years ago

    It would have been both natural and a cultural requirement for “Jesus” to marry. What makes it so difficult to believe that fact if you believe in his actual existence?

  14. damifino59

    damifino59 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I personally believe that Jesus was not married and primarily because none of the gospels give any indication that he was.However,were it to turn out that he did have a wife where is the wrong in that. And Rosie M,sounds like,by the way you phrased you comments that marriage is a sin.At least that’s the way I see your comment that “he was without sin”.You said it,not me.

  15. llebanorahs

    llebanorahs said, almost 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Because I eat a raw one without a bun now and then.

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