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   templo SUD said, about 1 year ago

   John & Ellie Patterson here are like Jon Arbuckle & Liz Wilson of “Garfield”: she’s the fashion police officer and he’s the fashion criminal.
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   Ken Warner said, about 1 year ago

   “A virtuous woman whocan find? For her price is greater than rubies.” Proverbs 32. Jon is blessed to have a good woman in Ellie, as are we all.
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   legaleagle48 said, about 1 year ago

   And yet, Elly’s the one who got all bent out of shape the one time that John criticized her wardrobe choice. Hypocritical much, Elly?
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   Jenn said, about 1 year ago

   What is it about wives turning their husbands into their children????
   Why doesn’t she at least coordinate his suit-coats, ties, and shirts while they’re still in the closet, like other women do for their SO’s?
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   gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

   I rather liked that first shirt, although I will agree with Elly about the tie.
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   pendijk said, about 1 year ago

   @legaleagle48

   Now we can see why,
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, about 1 year ago

   What kind of board meetings to dentists attend, anyway?
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   gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   Not the kind that could get him fired for being late, obviously.
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   KenTheCoffinDweller said, about 1 year ago

   @gmartin997 – Hard to fire the man who owns and runs his own business as John does.
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    dave stoops said, about 1 year ago

    Women always wait until you are dressed before they start criticizing your appearance. They have a keen ability to generate the most irritation for the least effort.
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    flagmichael said, about 1 year ago

    I once knew a man who was both red/green and blue/orange color blind. I could always tell when his wife hadn’t chosen his clothes for the day.
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    comicalgeorge said, about 1 year ago

    And I have two daughters who think they are a first sergeant when it comes to how I dress.
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    Ron said, about 1 year ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    Exactly!!
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    Notgiven said, about 1 year ago

    It’s red/green blue/yellow. I know because that’s my BIL. He bought a compound bow, thinking it was navy blue. It was months before someone had the heart to tell him it was hot pink.
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    Ceeg22 said, about 1 year ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    I wondered. So I’m late, what are you going to do to me?
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