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1. 

   Margueritem said, 8 months ago

   With friends like Ted, who needs enemies?

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   wndrwrthg said, 8 months ago

   “Won’t you flyyy, freee bird, oh yeh”

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   ejcapulet said, 8 months ago

   The idea that there are people like Ted out there is enough to induce nausea in anyone (anyone with a scrap of sense that is).

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   limarick said, 8 months ago

   margueritem says:

   With friends like Ted, who needs enemies?

   Actually, with friends like Ted, who needs enemas?

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   AssOfDoom said, 8 months ago

   Yea, wow, he wants to hang out and have fun like a guy. I’m nauseous just thinking about it.

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   bald 716 said, 8 months ago

   ted is a good example of mandatory frontal lobotomy for some people

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   Carmy said, 8 months ago

   Ted, did you ask your mommy if you could go out yet?

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   arsmall said, 8 months ago

   Funny thing is, Ted’s cage is a lot bigger than the one he thinks John is in…

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   Coffee-Turtle said, 8 months ago

   A bird cages is only a prison until the cat is around.

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    Macushlalondra said, 8 months ago

    I think John should start avoiding Ted. Ted rags on John for being a family man and taking care of his responsibilities but underneath he’s jealous. All he has is a mommy at home.

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    Greeneyed Texan said, 8 months ago

    Ted is nothing but trouble to a family man like John.,,He is a loser.

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    cleokaya said, 8 months ago

    When a man finds what he believes is the perfect partner, there is voluntary wing clipping. Before I met my sweetie, the reason I’d go to bars was to try to meet someone. But that’s not where I found her. For me, life is much better when you can share it with someone special. Ted is just a loney, self-absorbed twit.

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    Radical-Knight said, 8 months ago

    Going to a bar to see what’s happening is not my idea of having fun. Let’s sit around watching a bunch of loud-mouthed drunk idiots make even bigger obnoxoius fools of themselves. No Thanks!

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    dakabn5 said, 8 months ago

    He could do that with Elly IN town if he wants. Why do people always assume the wife would forbid her husband from getting out and about like that?

    So long as he’s not a selfish SOB to begin with, I don’t see what’s wrong with it.

    I don’t mind my hubby going out at all. Of course he’s not the kind to get himself into trouble where I have to worry though. Only thing is by a certain time of night I miss him, but I still don’t tell him to come home.

    Wives (at least the kind I want to be) are less nagging wenches than Ted seems to think.

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    Strodgers said, 8 months ago

    “Quick Ted, talk to (insert name) s/he took poison, we need to induce vomiting!”

16. 

    Tigger said, 8 months ago

    This is not going to end good

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    arceedee said, 8 months ago

    Most folks would rather listen to a four hour lecture on the biology of slime mold than be forced to spend an evening out with a low-class bore like Ted - come to think of it, there’s not that much difference between the two.

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    Dry said, 8 months ago

    arceedee, Good one!

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 8 months ago

    John, why don’t you confront Ted in the face and tell him that you are a responsible father of your children while your wife, Elly went out for her visit? And then pinch Ted’s nose and tell him No Thanks! and stop yakking silly talks.