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   Gweedo Murray said, 8 months ago

   A contented loser.

2. 

   Margueritem said, 8 months ago

   And he has his mommy…

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   cleokaya said, 8 months ago

   Your not going to get lucky, and if in some miracle you did, where would you take her, home to mommy.

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   SchmoozeMinkey said, 8 months ago

   Notice the ‘halo’ over his head? Clever.

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   Carmy said, 8 months ago

   What’s Ted going to do when his mom kicks the bucket?

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   prasrinivara said, 8 months ago

   Marriage isn’t about romance, Ted but about compatibility.

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   prasrinivara said, 8 months ago

   Sure, he’s contented now Gweedo–but as carmy inferred, his applecart’s gonna be grossly upset when his mum passes on.

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   csscougar said, 8 months ago

   SchmoozeMinkey, I thought the same thing initially, but if you look, it’s not really a halo. It’s just the light in the ceiling.

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   Macushlalondra said, 8 months ago

   This dope ought not to get married if he’s thinking a wife is only there to perform household tasks. And he left out the most pleasant part of marriage, the lovemaking! But to think a wife is only to do things for him is selfish and immature. Let him stay home with mommy. I hope they move onto another thread soon.

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    Jahosacat said, 8 months ago

    When momma dies and reality about being alone because no woman will go near him hits this dude is gonna hurt so bad!

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    pookid54 said, 8 months ago

    When Mom dies, Norman…..eh, I mean, Ted, will just keep her in the basement.

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    HangingInThere said, 8 months ago

    Don’t think Mom is not getting a big ‘bennie’ from this arraignment…think about it!!

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    Rmom said, 8 months ago

    Guys like this one forget that when they are young and good looking is the best time to find a mate. By the time they are getting old and ready to settle down, the pickings are rather slim. And if they don’t have children, who’ll take care of them when they’re really old?

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 8 months ago

    Supposedly, if Ted’s mother dies, will he know how to sew with the needle and thread to put the button on his shirt? Obviously, he doesn’t know how to sew anything because he is stupid.

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    Carol1966 said, 8 months ago

    Maybe the light in the ceiling symbolizes a halo. Or maybe we are looking too deeply into it?!

16. 

    Northwoodser said, 8 months ago

    He talks the talk but can’t walk the walk.

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    HangingInThere said, 8 months ago

    Carol1966…I saw that too, I liked the symbology even if it was just a coincidence.

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    bald 716 said, 8 months ago

    it would be hard to take a woman back to your place then though

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    Dry said, 8 months ago

    Joy, GOOD JOB!!! Of course, you just had to get him started with your first remark!!! :-)

    Haven’t been to SOTU yet! Wonder what’s going on over there?

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    HangingInThere said, 8 months ago

    Drystyha… haven’t looked since this AM it hadn’t warmed up good yet! I then got busy on Agnes.;-D

    See ya tmw. Somewhere. let me know how it’s goin’ for you. I like your chats.

21. 

    avemaria said, 8 months ago

    norman bates had his mommy too….

22. 

    summerdog said, 8 months ago

    I think Ted’s mother was still alive and kicking at the end of the strip, wasn’t she? That’s 30 years in the future from here.