Well, for one thing, no one will want a soggy sandwich once a tidal wave lands on it.
Perhaps it’s substandard.
No problem. It looks like he could eat it all himself.
“We’re holding out for a nuclear sub.”
We prefer grinders.
I was always told never to mix swimming and eating.
We were asking ourselves the same thing
Maybe they’re holding out for a fresh tuna sandwich instead.
Because you are stupid?
Them boys eat much of that sandwich, they’ll be known as “The Soggy Bottom Boys”.