F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 12, 2016
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March 13, 2016
Transcript:
Satan: Yes, I added the chemicals. I always add the chemicals!
Satan: Yes, I added the chemicals. I always add the chemicals!
There actually is a lake of fire beneath the Earth. It is approximately 93 million miles below us. More in the winter, about 94.5, and less in the summer, about 91.4. Unless we learn god’s laws and live by them to achieve heaven, we will be consumed by the lake of fire in some five billion years. Well, actually, we will probably perish long before then, as the Earth will become uninhabitable long before it is swallowed by the Sun.