F Minus Comic Strip, February 20, 2013 on GoComics.com

garrettthegreat59 said, 4 months ago

I wonder why the “Evidence” is so bigger than the rest?….

pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

Cryptic, ain’t it?

garrettthegreat59 said, 4 months ago

I expect there’s a sign that says"Nothing Suspicous Here,Folks!"

Proginoskes said, 4 months ago

Actually, that sign should say, “Evidence proving innocence” … By law, police do not have to search for evidence that could prove someone innocent.

pcolli said, 4 months ago

@Proginoskes

My experienc is that they don’t bother to search for ANY evidence. When I called the police after our break-in, the ONE who arrived proceeded to put his hands all over the door handles, and told me, “We’ll never find him.” They did when he broke into the solicitors opposite, though.

Superfrog said, 4 months ago

Where are the bodies buried?

dukedoug said, 4 months ago

@Superfrog

You mean “the fertilizer” ?

Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

What a cheap-shot smear on the 99.9999% of police who are honest and hard-working!!

Mark Kramer said, 4 months ago

@pcolli

No evidence is ever found on door handles, unless you want to pay the $5k for DNA processing

Benjamin Scott said, 4 months ago

@Superfrog under the carrots.

bugaboo27 said, 4 months ago

What’s in the row between Lettuce and Arugula? It looks like “plants,” which makes no sense.

angelfiredragon said, 4 months ago

@pcolli

Just don’t try to do the police’s job for them, they’ll arrest you so fast and completely ignore the actual criminal. Can’t have people going vigilanti on them and doing their job better than them.

A few years ago in my area, some kids were egging cars, houses, etc…hundreds per week, they also used waterballoons with rocks in them and the police said they’d never catch them, finally one old guy stayed awake all night and caught them in the act, the police then arrested him for pulling a gun on the kids and detaining the kids. The kids parents then sued the guy for unlawful detainment,

He was suppose to call the police and leave it at that. Which had already been done countless times but they would take 15 minutes to show up and state they would never catch them. Even though thousands of dollars in damage had been done, they did not even bother to prosecute the kids. Said having a gun pulled on them was enough to scare them straight. 100+ victims were told they would have to sue the kids families and prove it was them that did it to get reimbursed for repairs.

Moral of story either accept the damage and move on, or if your going to pull a gun on kids sneaking out at night from their parents, make sure they are never found again. Afterall it isn’t like the police will investigate.