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   templo SUD said, 3 months ago

   Did the cop forget to take his memory-enhancing medication? (Hi, everyone, “backwards MORMON” here. Sorry I’ve absent for a about week. My profile went screwy somehow. So “templo SUD” my new GoComics name from now on.)
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   Proginoskes said, 3 months ago

   “Are you going to invite me to the ball?”

   “Cops don’t have balls.”
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   Pacopuddy said, 3 months ago

   Refreshing – an honest highway cop.
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   win said, 3 months ago

   [stoned cop walks up to the van, where Pedro and Man have been trying to switch who’s driving]
   Cop: What do you guys want?
   Pedro: Nothing.
   Cop: Hey, do you mind if I have a, bite of your hot dog?
   Pedro: Huh? No man, here, take the whole thing.
   [the cop takes a huge bite]
   Pedro: Want some fritos?
   Cop: [through a mouthful of hot dog] no, this is fine! Thank you! Hey, you fellas have a nice day, okay?
   Man Stoner: Hey man, what was that dude’s trip? I mean what was he on, man?
   Pedro: Man, I don’t know but I wish we had some of it!
   – Up In Smoke (Man is on the floor)
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   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   “Is it because of my beguiling hazel eyes?”
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   psychlady said, 3 months ago

   My surprise is that he actually admitted that!!
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   dukedoug said, 3 months ago

   “You were about to give me an award for my excellent and safe driving, officer.”
   

   
   I think I recall a campaign many years ago, either here in Aus or in the UK when I lived there, where cops would pull people over and congratulate them for safe and courteous driving. Sort of the “carrot” in the “carrot and stick approach” to policing.
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   K Cummings said, 3 months ago

   But I’m gonna give you a ticket anyway…
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   kevin78661 said, 3 months ago

   @templo SUD

   Who missed you and so what?
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    ftldelay said, 3 months ago

    Looks like he also forgot how to spell “remember”!
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    Jeffrey Kaplan said, 3 months ago

    “Because I’m the only one going slow enough for you to catch?”
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    Geek Dad said, 3 months ago

    rememeber?
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    Loy Wells said, 3 months ago

    @templo SUD

    You were gone?
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    He has the power and it made you forget officer.
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    mauryfrench said, 3 months ago

    Maybe bad spelling?
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