F Minus Comic Strip, February 02, 2013 on GoComics.com

Vandalism’s probably the only thing, if something was actually damaged.

Don’t underestimate our DAs to find something that doesn’t fit the circumstances, though. Part of the reason Deschutes County tossed their last DA was going outside of the law.

Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

They went and checked what he was pouring from that jar?
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And if all the legal thrillers I read are remotely accurate as to their courtroom proceedings, his lawyer is going to ask what their education in identivying human urine is so they could identify it at a distance and have probable cause to arrest him.

Cinquefoil said, 5 months ago

…then they find out it’s lemonade.

win said, 5 months ago

Nowadays one can be arrested for anything, at anytime, anywhere. It’s more about “revenue enhancement” and job security than law and order.

Proginoskes said, 5 months ago

@ Cinquefoil: Or used to be lemonade, anyway …

Rx71Wm29 said, 5 months ago

Ah yes, yet another “loop hole” in “da law”!

pcolli said, 5 months ago

@win

Agreed.

Zuhlamon said, 5 months ago

So get ‘im on a littering charge. It’s not a first amendment right to pollute, so local ordinances have a right and power to codify a community standard of conduct. It’s called for the common good.

squirrelchaser said, 5 months ago

@win

Agree X 2

@Zuhlamon – pouring an unidentified liquid out of a jar is littering? I could be wrong, but if it is going to disappear on its own in 20 minutes, how can that be considered littering?