F Minus Comic Strip, January 24, 2013 on GoComics.com

Superfrog said, 4 months ago

2 to go.

Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

A guy walking along a California beach found a bottle, picked it up and brushed off the dirt. Apparently that was enough because smoke started pouring out of the bottle and coalesced into a genie.
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The genie said “You have summoned me. What is your one wish?” (Did I mention that the genie was one of the lesser Gjinn? They’re not as powerful, nor as generous, as the greater Gjinn. This one was lazy too.)
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The bottle finder replied, “I’ve always wanted to take my wife to Hawaii, but I get violently airsick and seasick. My wish, genie, is this; you build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive us there.”

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The genie then said “Wait a minute. What you’re asking for is a major architectural undertaking greater than anything ever attempted by mankind. Think about the depths of the ocean, the currents, the amount of cement, steel, and material needed. No, you must wish for something more reasonable.”

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The man thought a bit and said “Okay, genie, I understand. It is a big project and I’ll just have to live with never seeing Hawaii.”
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He then said, “I love my wife and have always wanted to make her happy. I think if I understood her I’d be able to do a better job than I am doing. So I wish you to grant me the power to understand women.”
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The genie thought about this for a while and said . . . “Okay then, how many lanes do you want that bridge to be??”

win said, 4 months ago

@ Alexikakos

Huzzah!

win said, 4 months ago

For the ladies:

A lady rubbed a bottle and a genie popped out.“You have one wish” said the genie.“Hey” countered the lady “I thought I get three wishes?”“Not from me” said the genie “I’m not that powerful.”“OK” responded the lady taking out a map, “I am making a wish for peace between this country……… .”“I’m really sorry” said the genie, “but I am not powerful enough for that.”“That’s fine” said the lady, “instead I would like to find a cool, caring man, who loves children, and cooking.”The genie sighed and said “alright….. let me see that map again.”