F Minus by Tony Carrillo

F Minus

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  1. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, almost 2 years ago

    I can picture people becoming that lazy.

  2. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    A hillbilly family took a vacation in New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, “What’s this, Paw?”
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    The father responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is!”
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    While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
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    The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.
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    The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!

  3. Nicole

    Nicole GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Having benches in an elevator is a grand idea!

  4. psychlady

    psychlady said, almost 2 years ago

    @BRI-NO-MITE!!

    So can I!! Sad, isn’t it??

  5. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, almost 2 years ago

    I can’t see the drink machine!!

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    I just remembered this. Talk about self-defeating….
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    http://www.filehurricane.com/media/1350

  7. runar

    runar said, almost 2 years ago

    Remember when there were seats for the elevator operators?

  8. D.L.

    D.L. said, almost 2 years ago

    But you know, if seats were installed, some safety committee would decide it has to have seat belts…

  9. oldman2013

    oldman2013 said, almost 2 years ago

    scotty beam me up

  10. Kokopelli

    Kokopelli said, almost 2 years ago

    They always missed getting the floors lined up by at least 3 inches and then say “Watch your step”

  11. Mike H

    Mike H said, almost 2 years ago

    If the is an open seat anywhere, ppl will sit. So lazy.

  12. Larry

    Larry said, almost 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Hah! A good one!

  13. rgcviper

    rgcviper said, almost 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Ha—one of my all-time favorite jokes, Alexikakos!

  14. tegm

    tegm said, almost 2 years ago

    What’s next? Standing for the duration of the entire escalator ride?

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