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1. 

   Margueritem said, 20 days ago

   Bad snake, bad!

2. 

   Sisyphos said, 20 days ago

   What a bust! Lio, how many times have you been told to keep your pets on a leash when outdoors?

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   big G 3469 said, 20 days ago

   Geez Lio!! Next time tell your snake how to spot the the difference between Real People & Balloon People!!

4. 

   Yukoneric said, 20 days ago

   For which team are you rooting?

5. 

   3hourtour said, 20 days ago

   …fangs allot guys..

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   Steve said, 20 days ago

   Would Lio be running with such nervous expediency had the balloon turned out to be a real guy?

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   cleokaya said, 20 days ago

   Just like the Seahawks. All the air has gone out of them as well.

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   Simon_Jester said, 20 days ago

   Depending whether Lio lives in north or south Jersey, that’s either a Giants or an Eagles player

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   DirtyDragon said, 20 days ago

   I’m thinking Lio must live in Tampa, given the way that team is shriveling up - happily this would also account for the liberal use of sea fauna in the Lio Universe by Mr. Tatulli.

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    Doctor Toon said, 20 days ago

    At first glance, I thought they were running from a farting football player.
    Scary enough.

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    theR0nin said, 20 days ago

    So… if it’d been a real person, that would’ve been OK?

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    BuzzDixon said, 20 days ago

    Sisyphos, Lio’s pet >is< a leash! ;D

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    psychlyst said, 20 days ago

    same here,Doc Toon…and he must be a Bucs player…slowly leaking our way back to 0-16

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    Tigger said, 20 days ago

    Reminds me of this joke I heard when I was a Cub.
    3 Farmers got together and decided they had a sure fire way to
    Win the Heaviest Cow Contest for the County Fair. They chose the Best Cow from the 3 Farms and Corked the Cow.

    Sure enough they won. Then they were fighting over who was going to uncork the cow to relieve the pressure. None of them wanted to do it.

    Then they walked by a man and a Monkey. The noticed the Monkey would pull on anything Red. With a small token of their winnings, they buy the Monkey off the Man. They paint the Cork Red, let it dry. Next they set the Monkey on a stool behind the Cow. The Monkey pulls out the Cork Cow Pies fly everywhere.

    A Police Officer questions the 3 men and this is what each said when the Police Officer asked each one what they saw in separate interviews”

    1st Man: “All I saw was Poop Flying Everywhere!”

    2nd Man: “All I saw was People heading for Higher Ground!”

    3rd Man: “All I saw was that poor Monkey trying to put the Cork back where he got it.

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    ninmas said, 20 days ago

    farting football player!

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    SherlockWatson said, 19 days ago

    How about this story:

    Mama Bear and Papa Bear decide to get a divorce. The judge asks Baby Bear if he wants to live with Mama, and he says, “No, sir, she beats me!” The judge then asks if he wants to live with Papa, and he says, “No, he beats me even more!”

    The judge asks, “Do you have any family members that you want to live with?” and Baby Bear says, “Yes, my Aunt Lucy in Chicago.” “Are you sure that she wouldn’t beat you?” asks the judge, and Baby Bear says, “Yes, sir, the Chicago bears don’t beat anybody!”