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CREATURE FROM THE BACK OF THE BABOON - A baboon visits the proctologist only to find his multi-colored baboon butt has been taken over by aliens from Uranus.
NIGHTMARE ON ALMS STREET - a pencil seller losses everything and the points on his pencils break. He loses his cardboard box and is forced to get a real job.
The EXERCISE-IST - A fat, little girl discovers she’s possessed and can’t stop consuming mass quantities of Twinkies and Ho-hos. She decides to buy a Wii Fit and turn into a Vegan. Once the exercise begins, her head begins to spin around, and all the greens come spewing from her like a mouthful of pea soup from Niagara Falls.
‘Texas Chainsaw Mascara - This “lasher” film is a story of a girl who stayed in the sun too long. The people of her small community think she is wearing a leather mask, but it is truly her own dermis. When she discovers NO amount of make-up can cover the sun’s ultraviolet damage or hide her shame, she goes on a rampage with her father’s chainsaw to even the score. THis is the true and inspiring horror film based on autobiographical accounts of the woman who invented Avon.
I think that T-shirt guy lives next door to me - always has a “fresh” brewskie in his hand, & the hood popped on his cluncker - to give the impression that he’s just takin’ a break from checkin’ th’ fluids.
Another “Horror Flick”
“Night of the Living Undies” Where unexpectedly for no reason your undies start crawling!
or “The Revenge of the Animals of the Dumpsters” where adopable animals that were killed by lethal injection & thier bodies were dumped in dumpsters come back as zombies to terrorize the ones who put them down in the first place!
The Argyle Sweater presents a surreal, hilarious (and sometimes punny) look at the world you think you know. Armed with a willingness to explore every edge of the surreal, Scott Hilburn’s creation presents his sharply unique take on history, everyday life and the truly absurd.
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margueritem
said,
6 months ago
Whoa, the last one is the scariest!!!!
Edcole1961 said, 6 months ago
“Amazon Women on the Moon” already did a version of the first one.
Doctor Toon
said,
6 months ago
Considering where the woman in the first panel is looking, she doesn’t seem too impressed.
nighthawks
said,
6 months ago
how about:
‘THE FRY’
Tokyo is saved by a giant fryswatter!
god, that is SO bad!
I apologize…..
I should just hit “cancel”
I really shouldnt “post comment”
this one…..
I really shouldnt….
oh, screw it…..
eardroppings said, 6 months ago
Here’s my top horror movie flicks…
CREATURE FROM THE BACK OF THE BABOON - A baboon visits the proctologist only to find his multi-colored baboon butt has been taken over by aliens from Uranus.
NIGHTMARE ON ALMS STREET - a pencil seller losses everything and the points on his pencils break. He loses his cardboard box and is forced to get a real job.
The EXERCISE-IST - A fat, little girl discovers she’s possessed and can’t stop consuming mass quantities of Twinkies and Ho-hos. She decides to buy a Wii Fit and turn into a Vegan. Once the exercise begins, her head begins to spin around, and all the greens come spewing from her like a mouthful of pea soup from Niagara Falls.
‘Texas Chainsaw Mascara - This “lasher” film is a story of a girl who stayed in the sun too long. The people of her small community think she is wearing a leather mask, but it is truly her own dermis. When she discovers NO amount of make-up can cover the sun’s ultraviolet damage or hide her shame, she goes on a rampage with her father’s chainsaw to even the score. THis is the true and inspiring horror film based on autobiographical accounts of the woman who invented Avon.
pookid54
said,
6 months ago
The second one should be “The Incredible Shrinking Speedo”. Now that ALWAYS scares me!!!
Risitas
said,
6 months ago
I think that T-shirt guy lives next door to me - always has a “fresh” brewskie in his hand, & the hood popped on his cluncker - to give the impression that he’s just takin’ a break from checkin’ th’ fluids.
big G 3469
said,
6 months ago
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!
NO THE HORROR!!!!!!!
Another “Horror Flick”
“Night of the Living Undies” Where unexpectedly for no reason your undies start crawling!
or “The Revenge of the Animals of the Dumpsters” where adopable animals that were killed by lethal injection & thier bodies were dumped in dumpsters come back as zombies to terrorize the ones who put them down in the first place!
calvinandquestionmark said, 6 months ago
I think eardroppings might have some good movie ideas!
nighthawks
said,
6 months ago
I applaud your comments eardroppings person!
that took some thought